All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex

1. We shower. We shower hard.

Can’t afford to be smelling when the deed is being done.

2. We brush. We brush hard.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Unless you want the girl to turn her head 360 degrees just to avoid kissing you.

3. We do push ups.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Last minute attempt to look sexy.

4. We clean. We clean hard.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Can’t afford to have your house smelling when you’re getting down.

5. We drink redbull.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
For energy.

6. Sometimes mixed with man power.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
For those that need it.

7. We shave.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Don’t go and injure someone’s daughter with your pubic hair that feels like hair brush.

8. We put on our best underwear.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
To look sexy when we eventually disrobe.

9. We shit.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Because pausing a sex session halfway through to go and empty your bowels can really kill the mood for both you and the girl.

10. We practice our sexy voices.

All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex
Basically we try to sound like James Earl Jones. Why? Because nobody’s voice is sexier than the voice of Mufasa.

11. Finally, we sit in fear for a few minutes and hope the girl doesn’t call to cancel.

*worry intensifies*
Lol #I_Am_Candyboy

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